All DSA Agents Are Bastards, you see. Here's last time.
Our heroes are in Cooley's Gulch, Texas, teaching DeCarlo Stone how to control his powers. They wake up in the morning and Magnus pulls various foodstuffs out of his hat (Levee doesn't eat the hat-eggs; she's particular about knowing what animal her food comes from). That done, they get to work teaching DeCarlo to focus on pulling particular things out of his hat.
Styx channels the ghost of a preschool teacher and sets up some Engaging Stations to help DeCarlo with focus and visualizations, and Magnus actually teaches the lesson. A couple of hours later, they think DeCarlo has it! They head into the nearest town (which isn't really "near") and get some pizza. They leave Wing Diesel back at the Gulch, just to avoid having to pack him into the trailer.
DeMarcus asks Levee what the next step is. She says that they'll need to practice for a while, but then they'll go back to New Orleans and reveal DeCarlo to the world. If he's visible and famous, it'll be harder for the DSA to disappear him (or "recruit" him, which is functionally the same thing). That's a gamble, yeah, but it's about the only play that have. It also becomes irrelevant very quickly.
As they're eating their pizza, they notice the counter girl answer the phone, go pale, and run out the back. The heroes turn, and see four figures approaching the restaurant, and a bunch of armed dudes in uniforms spreading out through town.
Toby and Levee go out to meet them - they recognize the one in the lead, wearing a slick, white, plastic-y costume - Wireless. The three people flanking him, though, they don't recognize. One is a cowboy wearing chaps, four six-guns, and holding a length of rope (Toby whimpers a little in spite of himself). One is a normal-looking man, maybe even a little on the shrimpy side, but as he approaches he gestures to the ground around him and pulls up thousands of little rocks, forming a huge shell around him. The third is a woman in a white bodysuit with blue spiral patterns, including a blue spiral instead of a face. "Hypnotist," mutters Magnus.
Wireless informs them that he has warrants for all of them from the DSA, but he's really only interested in DeMarcus and DeCarlo Stone. Levee asks to see the warrant and he taps his wrist and sends it to her. She's seen warrants like this before; it's not a "you're charged with a crime" so much as "we're bringing you in because we think you're dangerous and/or useful."
Toby pulls out his phone and starts livestreaming, and both he and Levee remind Wireless that DeCarlo is a child. Wireless, fed up, nods to Spiral, and the spiral on her face starts to spin. Levee, Toby all feel their minds slow down, but they manage to shake it off. Wireless taps his wrist again, shutting down the internet in the area and creating a Dead Zone, and Magnus comes out and joins them. He tosses a peace symbol from his hat to create a Zone of Peace, hoping to prevent violence. Levee calls water from a hydrant and covers the windows of the pizza joint, creating Opaque Water to shield Styx while she gets the Stones out the back.
(It occurred to us, at this point, that they were Styx and Stones. You're welcome.)
Styx runs out the back and breaks into a pizza delivery truck. The DSA goons start surrounding it, pointing guns and shouting. The rock-covered guy, Diamond, steps in and lifts a fist to swing on Magnus, but apparently can't get past the Zone of Peace and lowers it.
Toby yells at Wireless, trying to shame him and the other DSA, but Wireless isn't having. Toby also mentally calls to Wing Diesel. The cowboy, Wrangler, turns and Watches the Skies - he's apparently there for the dragon.
But then things get a little more intense. DeCarlo, looking out of the car window at the men pointing guns at him and his father, cries out "this isn't fair". Styx feels his power activate, and the streets of this town crack and split, creating Fissures. Wireless walks over to the truck and activates some kind of force field under it, making it Unstable. Meanwhile, Spiral stares(?) at Magnus, tries to shut his mind down, and Diamond calls up more rocks and holds Levee, Toby, and Magnus from the waist down.
Magnus reaches into his hat and pulls out a rune that cancels powers and pushes through the rocks, pressing the rune to Spiral. It shuts down her powers and she sits down, heavily, rocking back and forth. Wing Diesel appears and lands on the roof, and Wrangler tosses his rope around the dragon's neck.
But at this point, Styx channels the teacher again and gets DeCarlo to focus. "Think about your bedroom," she says. "Focus on that, and then take us there." (She doesn't know it, but she's playing right into DeCarlo's Getting the Hang of This stunt.) DeCarlo opens a portal into what looks like his room, and he, his father, and Styx tumble through it. The portal closes after them.
Back in Texas, Wireless realizes they've gone and waves his hand. "They're gone! Pack it up!" Diamond helps Spiral up, the goons fall back to their trucks, and Toby looks at Wrangler and says "call me?" Wrangler tips his hat and shows his wedding ring. "You're about five years too late, pardner."
With the threat over, the three heroes convene. They ask Magnus where DeCarlo went, but Magnus doesn't know - one thing Magnus can't do reliably is get back to any particular universe, and tracking someone through the multiverse is really beyond his capability. "So they're...gone?" Toby asks. Magnus says that they might be somewhere better, but Levee isn't looking forward to telling DeCarlo's grandmother.
Meanwhile, Styx, DeCarlo, and DeMarcus fall into a bedroom. It looks a lot like DeCarlo's, but the room isn't wrong - the window's on the wrong wall. They go out into the apartment, and again, it's similar, but not the same (but is fortunately empty). They go out onto the streets of New Orleans, and everything looks very much like the world they know. Styx talks to a ghost, and he confirms it's New Orleans, and it's 2024. So how, then, is this universe different? The three of them start walking down the street, exploring this new world.
Toby and Levee start heading back to Cooley's Gulch to pack up. Magnus decides he's had about enough of this world, and steps into the multiversal membrane. He once again flies space-time, looking through infinite planes...and then feels something grab him. "That's new."
He sees a woman's face, a woman with glowing red eyes, but doesn't have time to figure it out before he breaks into a new universe. A bright blue sky, a familiar skyline...and once again, he's in the middle of the damn air. He folds his arms and plummets ("just once I'd like to appear on a roof or something"), but from behind him he hears "Whoa! I got you!" and someone catches him.
The person who catches him seems to be swinging on a rope. He's wearing a blue hoodie, red sweats, a red hood, and goggles. "Where'd you come from?"
"Another universe," answers Magnus.
"You a superhero or something?"
"I try." They swing up to a building and land. "You on a field trip, kid?"
"I'm not a kid!" He pulls himself up to his full height. "I'm Spider-Man."
"OK." Magnus looks around, annoyed, and still wondering what brought him here.
"You're just lucky I was in Queens today," says Spider-Man. Magnus pulls an umbrella out of his hat and jumps off the building, floating to the ground. "Whoa! Wait, that is not how physics works!"
"Not here," answers Magnus. "So is this what you do, swing around and catch people?"
"Yeah, I guess. I mean I'm not really up for Avengers-level threats."
"Avengers? God, that's dumb. What are they avenging?"
Spider-Man pauses. "You know, I'm not sure. Aliens invaded a few years back. I was just a kid. But they stopped that invasion, maybe that's what they were avenging." Sirens sound in the distance. "Oh, I should check that out. See you around!"
Magnus lands. "Yeah."
Next time: Into Earth 10763!


