Rewatch Value: IINSIAIFWT
One Thing at a Time
This blog is mostly checking off things in a list: the movies I own, the games I'm running, character creation posts, and so on.
Thursday, August 6, 2026
Movie #956: The Emoji Movie
Rewatch Value: IINSIAIFWT
Wednesday, August 5, 2026
Character Creation: Staged Heroism
The Publisher: Nerdburger Games
Degree of Familiarity: None
Books Required: Just the one
Tuesday, August 4, 2026
Movie #955: Maximum Risk
Maximum Risk is mid-90s action flick starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Natasha Henstridge, Zach Grenier, Paul Ben-Victor, Frank Senger, David Hemblen, and Jean-Hughes Anglade.
We open with a dude (Van Damme) getting chased through the streets of Nice and ultimately killed by being thrown through a car windshield. One of the cops who shows up the scene is Alain Moreau (Van Damme again), who is pretty surprised to find that he had an identical twin out there. He confronts his mother (Stéphane Audran), who admits that she did have twins, and gave one away because she was too poor to keep them both. Turns out the other twin grew up in Russia to be Mikhail Suverov, and went into the Russian mob because there really aren't a lot of other careers there, I guess.
So Alain goes to New York to try and learn about his brother and what exactly he was mixed up in. He meets up (and very nearly hooks up, but catches himself just in time) with his late brother's girlfriend Alex (Henstridge, fresh off Species), and is immediately dodging bullets from Russian mobster Ivan (Grenier) and his goons. But, plot twist, the Russian mobster in charge, Kirov (Hemblen) actually looks on Suverov as a son and certainly doesn't want him killed.
Anyway, there's a whole power play going on between Ivan and Kirov, the FBI is involved in the personage of two agents (Ben-Victor and Senger) who were the ones who accidentally killed Suverov in the first place. Suverov has a safe deposit box in Nice that has evidence on the whole operation and a lot of corrupt Feds, so obviously everybody wants that, bullets and kicks fly, Moreau and Alex go off to live in the south of France, all is well.
It's a pretty mediocre 90s action movie. As I'm watching more Van Damme movies (not deliberately, I assure you) I'm finding that the ones that are memorable (I hesitate to say "good") are the ones that are actually about martial arts and/or are genre picks. Like, Cyborg is a terrible movie, but I'd rather watch it or Lionheart or (especially) Bloodsport than this or Assassination Games. When things get too dour or the action gets too "realistic" (I use that term very loosely), then Van Damme's skills kind of get lost in the shuffle, and he's really not that strong of an actor. Henstridge is fun, but she doesn't get to do much here except look scared and get nekkid (which is not a bad thing, but it's hardly enough to hang a character on).
I do have to give a shout-out to Frank van Keeken as David Hartley, the hapless cab driver and would-be novelist who latches onto Alain when he arrives in New York, follows him around hoping to take his story for his novel, and then gets killed in the crossfire in what is easily the best beat in the movie and the only emotional moment that really lands.
My Grade: C-
Rewatch Value: Low
Next up: The fucking Emoji Movie
D&D: The Belly of the Beast
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| RAR |
Sunday, August 2, 2026
Movie #954: The Masque of the Red Death
Rewatch Value: Low
Saturday, August 1, 2026
Board Game: Risk
The Publisher: Hasbro
Time: This game only took us like 20 minutes, but it sort of depends on how you're playing
Players: Me, Cael, Jack, Ada, Del
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| The dudes are emerging |
From there, every turn you get three more dudes plus more if you control a whole continent, helpfully color coded, plus more if you just control a whole bunch of territories. From there you attack, sending up to three dudes into an enemy territory. They can defend with up to two dudes, you roll dice equal to the dudes in question and pair up the dice. High beats high, defender wins ties, and if you lose you lose a dude. In theory, then, a lone dude can hold off a much bigger army (I've seen it happen), but in practice if you've got one defend and someone rolls in with four or five, you're gonna lose that territory.
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| The calm before the battle |
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| Our new overlord |
Thursday, July 30, 2026
Character Creation: Over War: The Night Comes Down
The Publisher: Blackoath Games
Degree of Familiarity: None
Books Required: Just the one
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| "Beer?" "Underpants?" |
OK, anyway. Next up I get 7 points of Skills, which means I'm not making Zapp, since "skill" isn't really what he does. Let's put two each into Subterfuge, Tactics, and Wandering, and the last one into Folkways.










