My hands are lethal weapons.
The Game: Haiiiii-Ya!
The Publisher: Goodman Games
Degree of Familiarity: None. Just read it.
Books Required: Just the one.
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So, it's really more of a board/minis game with some elements of role-playing, but hey.
Step One: Make Your Basic Fighter. That seems like more than one step, but OK. I get to divide 10 points between Muscles, Mind and Moves. Seems pretty simple. Minimum one, maximum five. Because I like playing fast-moving dudes, I put 5 (the maximum) into Moves, 3 into Muscle and 2 into Mind.
This makes me an "Olympic sprinter and a ballet dancer all in one." Sounds good.
Choose a side. Baked potato.
No, wait. I can be Good, Bad or Ronin. Since I led off with a story about a Good Guy, I shall keep that going and choose Good. This allows me to flip a coin in round 5 of a fight and shake off damage.
Choose Martial Arts Style. I can pick from Karate, Kung-Fu, Judo or Tae Kwon Do. Let's do Karate. That gives me +1 Offense.
Devise Fighter's Signature Move. Ooh, this sounds like fun. This is an attack that does +10 damage per word, up to seven words. Ahem.
"Rising Noble Sunburst Rain Of Punches Assault!" How it can be "rising" and still a "rain" is beyond me, but hey. The book says the exclamation point is optional, but c'mon, no it ain't.
Assign Motivation. The author gets cute here, reminding us that serious games (tm) have a Motivation (tm). I can't tell if that's too smarmy for me or not. On the one hand, I'm fine with taking the piss. On the other, even stupid, silly games (HoL, Toon) benefit from a little attention to character outlook. But whatever. The available choices are all plays on "kicking my opponent's butt," but rather than choose one of the options, I shall say, "It is my destiny to kick my opponent's butt."
Choose your power. I want Weird Warping of Space. Once per fight, I can reflect any damage I'd take back on my attacker.
Oh, well, hell, there's a system for making your own powers later in the book. Eh. I like this one fine.
Choose a name. I picture this guy as kind of Ryu-ish; Japanese but looks white in the art, black hair, brown eyes, wears a ghi when out on the town. He has a great big sunburst tattoo on his chest, and he was born at dawn exactly - and came out of the womb punching (ew). His signature move is a leap in the air, a turn where he's always mysteriously silhouetted, and then he drops on you and punches you a lot (in the most noble way possible). He doesn't really want to get into fights...but he must. It is his destiny.
My fighter's name is Rays. Yes, if it were just "Ray" it would sounds like a normal name. I don't wanna be normal.







