Saturday, December 8, 2018

Character Creation: Velvet Glove (ashcan)

Missed last week, but that just means I'm a week behind schedule. I can make that up no problem over Xmas break. Today's our holiday party, so I've got shit to do, but PbtA games are hella quick so HERE WE GO! Don't forget to like and subscribe!

(I feel kinda dirty saying that. And it's pretty meaningless here anyway. Moving on.)

The Game: Velvet Glove (Notebook Edition)
The Publisher: Magpie Games
Degree of Familiarity: None with this game, quite a bit with the underling system
Books Required: Just the one.

Velvet Glove asks you to play teenage girls in a gang in the 1970s. Like a lot of PbtA games, it's hella niche. This is a subgenre I'm not terribly familiar with (I've seen a couple of the movies on the recommended viewing list at the end, but they're the more recent ones).

Anyway, like most PbtA games, we start with a playbook. Options are the Gearhead, the Maniac, the Newbie, the Radical, the Stoner, and the Valkyrie. Hmm. I think I'll take the Stoner. Go ask Alice, baby. ("White Rabbit" seems a little cliche here, but I'll run with it.)

The book wants me to pick a name off the list; sure. I'll take Santana. She's 18 (at the high end of the age spectrum). Picking the Look, I'll pick Woman (as opposed to Girl or Ambiguous); tomboy clothes, no makeup (she's allergic to a lot of it), natural hair, and Latinx.

For my gear, I'll take a switchblade and 2 doses of a drug (LSD, I think).

And then for Stats, I get to add one to my array. Hmm. I already know what moves I want, so I think I'll lean in and add one to heart. That gives me -1 Brains, +2 Heart, +0 Muscles, and +1 Pussy (yep).

Speaking of Moves, I want head change (I can get high and know things) and that's the joint (when I set up a party, I can call someone who'll bring good shit).

And then normally I'd do Ties, but y'know, it's just me, so I generally skip this step.

I'll say that the Stoner playbook seems geared mostly to weed, but I see Santana as a fan of hallucinogens, too. Like, I think she's happy to smoke up with her friends and use weed as the party drug, but the other stuff is for doing with people she trusts (or thinks she can trust). I think it'd be fun to get in trouble with that, and if I were playing her, I'd definitely push for our gang to be selling drugs.

And that's it!

Friday, December 7, 2018

Movie #488: Now & Then

Now & Then is a coming-of-age drama starring Rosie O'Donnell, Christina Ricci, Demi Moore, Gaby Hoffmann, Melanie Griffith, Thora Birch, Rita Wilson, Ashleigh Aston Moore, and a bunch of other people basically in cameos. It's pretty awful.

The movie starts with Chrissy (Wilson) getting ready to have a baby, attended by her best friend and OB/GYN Roberta (O'Donnell). Their two other best friends, Samantha (Moore) and Teeny (Griffith), who fled their tiny Indiana town to become a successful author and actress, respectively, also come back for the birth. They all get together and start reminiscing, and then we flash back for the bulk of the movie to 1970, where Chrissy (Moore) is the naive, sheltered girl given confusing and metaphorical sex ed by her mother (Bonnie Hunt); Samantha (Hoffmann) is bookish and weird, likes to have seances, and is coping with her parents' impending divorce; Roberta (Ricci) is tom-boyish and rough, hates her developing body, and is comping with her mother dying in a car wreck when she was small; and Teeny (Birch) is the daughter a couple of swingin' 70s folks, is precociously sexual (or at least wants to be), and wants to be an actress when she grows up.

Kay, so I'm gonna spare you the blow-by-blow of the summer. If you want that, go read the Wiki (it's hella thorough). Suffice to say that the movie isn't long, but it goes on forever. There are myriad events, twists, turns, mysteries, naked boy (like, little boy) butts, near-deaths, and just holy shit this never ends. And then at the end the girls discover that they didn't actually bring an unquiet spirit back to Earth (no, really), go on and "grow up," and then flash back to "now" where the women welcome Chrissy's daughter and vow to see each other more often.

Good lord, if you want a definition of the word "glurge," watch this movie. There are so many false starts (this summer is about when we saved money for a tree house! No, it's about when we solved a mystery! No, it's about when we put a ghost to rest! No, it's about when we fought with the Wormer brothers!), and so many awful lines that seem Really Profound, but also like they came out of a Hallmark card. I've heard this movie described as "Stand By Me" for girls, but holy shirt, Stand By Me had a story and it was about growing up and learning about adult shit within the context of that story. This...just throws everything possible into the blend and then pours it out in one syrupy mess.

Good point: The cast is actually pretty good and does the best it can with the dialog.

Last point of annoyance: Melanie Griffith and Thora Birch are completely wasted playing Teeny ,who is given no arc and nothing of substance to do, especially as an adult.

My Grade: F
Rewatch Value: IINSIAIFWT

Next up: O Brother Where Art Thou?

Monday, December 3, 2018

All Flesh Must Be Eaten: Don't Stop Believin'

Sunday was All Flesh. First session is here. And now, our opening music:


We open on Kyle, who's crashed over the apartment of Penny, the barista at Rocco's Beans & Things. He learns from the clock-radio that Rocco was found murdered in the shop, his heart cut out. This shakes Kyle; Rocco was a good guy, and of course that's fucking gruesome.

Mia gets up, goes for a run, and then goes to Mass. She attends at the same church where Rocco's family goes, in fact, so she gets to hear about the murder there. She gets home to the Tri-Delt house and runs into Heather, who's also getting back from church (she goes to the interfaith chapel on campus because she's under the impression that counts as "community service"). They talk briefly and Mia floats the idea of raising some funds for Rocco's family, but Heather is unable to understand why that would be of benefit to her and Mia gets frustrated and leaves.

She heads over to Kyle's place and picks him up to go to the beach. Mia isn't really interested (or well-equipped) to comfort anyone, but she does enjoy swimming and sex.

Daisy gets up and goes to the library, checks out entirely too many books, and goes to campus to sit on the lawn and read. As she's reading, she sees a woman being chased by another person, obviously in distress. Daisy grabs a heavy book and runs after the woman, and catches up as she enters a building and is frantically stabbing the button the elevator.

Daisy calms the woman down and offers to walk her up to her office - the woman is a professor of Comparative Religion, Susan Stephens. Daisy asks if she wants to call campus security, but Stephens declines. She also says she doesn't know who was chasing her, but Daisy is experienced enough watching her sister lie (badly) to recognize an untruth. She stays and chats with Stephens for a while, and they mostly discuss philosophy, but it's not until later that Daisy realizes that Stephens' philosophical views are dark. Like, she believes in God, but she believes that God is uncaring and merciless, and all that anyone can do is amass power and comfort here on Earth. Troubled, Daisy goes back to her reading spot.

Patricia gets up and hears about Rocco on the radio as well. She goes about her day, and then goes for a walk on campus and runs into Daisy. They talk a bit, and then Daisy decides to go to the Tri-Delt house and raid the fridge.

They do, and run into Heather. The three of them discuss Rocco's death and Patricia, like Mia, thinks maybe it might be nice to raise some money for the family (Heather is, again, unsympathetic). They decide to find Mia, and Patricia notes that she might be with Kyle. Daisy is suddenly very much in favor of finding them, and recalls that Mia likes to swim. They get into Heather's car and head out to the beach.

They find Mia and Kyle sitting on the back of Mia's jeep (they've been "swimming," of course). Mia is a little annoyed to be stalked, but they talk about Rocco and the horror of that situation, and stay at the beach the rest of the day. As evening falls, they build a fire, and another group of surfers comes up and offers marshmallows, so the group of them sit around the bonfire as the sun sets. Kyle plays his guitar, and the group talks and relaxes.

And then the cops show up.

The police ask to speak to Kyle, and take him aside. They establish his whereabouts today, and then reveal why they're here: Penny was murdered about an hour ago, near Rocco's cafe. Her heart was cut out. Kyle was the last person to talk to her.

Heather and Daisy talk to the other cop (their father is a cop), and get a general sense of what's going on. Kyle returns to the group, clearly shaken, and asks if Mia would take him home. Mia winds up taking him, Daisy, and Patricia, since no one really wants to ride back with Heather.

Heather, offended, goes to the mall to find her father (he's working security at the movie theater). She talks to him and learns that someone stole Rocco's body today, but immediately realizes he shouldn't have said that. He tells her to stay out of it, but Heather is determined to solve the mystery. She decides to head into town and find the others.

Said others, by the way, have gotten back to town. They drop Kyle off at his place, and then decide to go to the police station and report what happened to Dr. Stephens (Daisy has told them about this, and it seems strange). They talk to a fellow on desk who promises to pass the information along (he, too, knows Daisy). Patricia and Mia go to get a pop from the vending machine, and hear one Det. Gomez talking to another officer - "I knew that name sounded familiar, her TA was the one that went missing."

Mia has a pretty incredible memory, and she recalls a TA going missing earlier in the fall. Her name was Stella Aminat.

The three of them stand in the parking lot a minute talking about all of this - the murders, the disappearance of Stella, the attack on Stephens - and Heather arrives (though for the life of me I can't remember why she went there). There's some eye-rolling, but Heather remembers Stella, too; she took a Comparative Religion class. Stella was, you guessed it, Dr. Stephens' TA.

Daisy tries to call Kyle, but he doesn't pick up.

After getting dropped off, Kyle goes out walking, and winds up near Rocco's cafe. The place is swarming with cops, and Kyle hangs out, listening. He hears a couple of them talking, and realizes that Penny's body disappeared, right from under their noses. Another cop comes up and tells them that Rocco's body disappeared, too, so it's not just a matter of the cops being incompetent. At this point, Kyle asks to talk to Gomez, the detective in charge. Gomez is on site, and talks to Kyle. Kyle relates the story that Daisy told him earlier, about Stephens being chased on campus, and Gomez looks thoughtful. He thanks Kyle for the info, and Kyle leaves (Gomez, of course, heads back to the station).

Kyle heads home, and goes into his apartment complex. A woman steps out of the shadows - Penny. She doesn't look hurt, but she's covered in blood and her shirt is torn. Kyle panics and runs upstairs, but Penny vaults up the railing and lands in front of him, and now she looks dead - chest is ripped open and blood falls out. Kyle runs, throwing up on the way, and manages to get out the door and away from her.

Penny smashes through the door to get after him, but Kyle gets to his bike, guns the engine, and heads to the Tri-Delt house on instinct.

He gets there just after the girls, gets off the bike, utterly panicked. He tells them he saw Penny, and she attacked him, but they don't believe him - they figure he's high. They take him inside to have a cup of tea and change his shirt.

Next time, we'll see if anything followed him.